Suspended Sky Sports pundit and former Liverpool hero Jamie Carragher rushed to clarify his actions that led to his suspension when he was filmed spitting at a 14 year old girl from his moving car.
”I was liche so tachen abach when that manc started slaggin me off about the matschhh resulttt,” Carragher told our interviewer, drenching her in saliva and phlegm, “that all I could think to say was flippphin ech liche, But they only went and filmed me pronouncing me accent.”
Carragher, continually wiping his chin down with pages torn from the sun, even went as far as suggesting that suspending a professional pundit because of his accent was a hate crime and mentioned legal action.
”This is what you get when you have members of the Old Trafford boarding the board of the FA. It’s werse than the rejected penalty appeal from Sadio Mane, or Smalling throwing Salah to the ground. This is a Kelvin McKenzie level diss this is. And I don’t know if you’ve noticed. But we hold grudges where I’m from.”
It’s not known whether Sky Sports will go ahead and sack the former Liverpool defender but sources close to the company said something something duty to to the something public before segwaying into how United could win the Champions League this year.