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Greetings readers. This week I’ve been asked to review a scat and spit roast classic with a bit of a twist. So let’s see what it’s all about.

Hairy Housewives 4: The Shittening

If I’m honest I was appalled by the shoddy camera work and second rate script right from the start. If they think this kind of tripe is going to cut the mustard well then we’re all in a lot of trouble. It’s an attitude problem if you ask me. The performers on the set, the lads behind the scenes. They’re shams. Cowboys.

Back in the 90s the Hairy Housewives series was a synonym for fast paced, aggressive and creative fucking. It was carefree, penetration coming from both sides of the bed. The actors were young, dedicated and take it from me, had a big impact.

Back then, the director was a different kettle of fish. He commanded respect. If you didn’t chase down a stray ball or came too late with a tackle from behind, well you could expect the hair dryer treatment between takes.

Nowadays, you look at this nonsense and there’s no creativity, the stars are scared to try anything. They’re just performing comfortably within themselves waiting for something to happen. And they’ve been found out tonight. You can get away with this kind of stuff in the UK but continental action means you need to work harder.

 

Take this new young star Alexa ‘dirty’ Sanchez. They’re paying her 450 grand a week and she’s barely done anything with the excrement. No sooner has she received some cock then she’s lost possession. What a waste of money. Back in the glory days of Hairy Housewives stars like Randy Cole could keep hold of a ball for minutes on end. It’s just a lack of dedication.

I think what maybe makes it worse is the fact that Hairy Housewives 3 was so promising. It was really thought out and well applied plot where the Hairy Housewives get revenge over their arch enemies the Stinky Twinks with attacking and creative action.

If you ask me the problem is the director. This Portuguese director just hasn’t aligned himself with the core values of the Hairy Housewives ethos. What the fans expect. His slow, patient fucking style is more about what you do when you aren’t penetrating. It’s an underdog mentality and it’s not what fans expect.

2/5 stars.

 

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