Newly crowned Premier League Champions manager Pep Guardiola was ecstatic in his post weekend interviews, thrilled with his players, staff and club. But there was one area he had to admit helped more than any other.
”The fact that no other side could string two results together any given week really was a huge boost for our title bid.”
”Man United were afraid to come out and play against anyone who could pass a ball, Liverpool would win 9-0 one week and then lose at home to Swansea. Chelsea sold all their players and Spurs didn’t buy anyone at all.”
When asked about Arsenal Pep drinking champagne produced a spit take worthy of Tom and Jerry.
“When you realise by Christmas you need a striker and then don’t buy anyone else you can look forward to the Europa League.”
”The fact is that these teams are shite, can’t reliably put points on the board and refuse to address all their playing issues. Man City can look forward to many titles these next few years if the Premier League stays this shite. “
”But don’t quote me on that.”