Following the outraged comments from the mayor of Naples and the CEO of Inter about the scandalous officiating at the Derby D’Italia last Saturday between Inter and Juventus, Serie A teams have banded together to take drastic action before the evil that is Juventus destroys all competition in the peninsula forever.
All the other teams have agreed to unite, combining their individual powers in order to finally defeat the great evil who holds mystical and ‘cough’ inexplicable powers over all referees in the league.
Iron Roma, Captain Lazio, The Incredible Inter, Black Napoli, Guardians of Milan, Dr. Fiorentina and a slew of second string characters will get over their differences and band together, offering their individual characteristics to the cause.
“We knew this day would come,” Daniele DeRossi announced to an assembled crowd of Serie A heroes, “but too long have Juventus tried to destroy what’s good an right in the Serie A Universe.”
The announcement was met largely with a bored sigh from football fans, as even relegating the evil Juventus to the nether realms of Serie B and taking his infinity Serie A titles didn’t seem to stop him last time.
All truly does seem lost. Perhaps the only hope is to wait until next year in the Champions League, when Juventus won’t enjoy such ‘cough’ inexplicable powers over European referees and get mercilessly dumped out in the quarter finals by a bigger team.
Have your popcorn ready.