Wigan have apparently accepted a bid from Chicago Fire for their star striker, Will Grigg. The MLS club were determined to secure the services of the Northern Ireland international, who also has a reputation for being an alleged serial arsonist. These allegations inspired the American side to make a move. The club’s most senior ball boy exclusively revealed to us the following:
“Will Grigg is on fire in the Fire. Get it?!! It’s a match made in heaven. I think there is a flamethrower in his contract or something like that. He’s about to smoke up the MLS but nothing will ever come close to the the third degree burns he gave to Kyle Walker”
Grigg’s planned introduction to the Chicago Fire fans will require the presence of 100 firefighters, 40 doctors, 10 fire trucks and one million tonnes of pyrotechnics.