United fans like scorned lover whose now single ex will come back to them for some reason.
With the recent rumors of Ronaldo’s imminent departure from Real Madrid, Man United fans have taken a break from celebrating the super signings of a lad called Fred and some other guy they just heard of to allow themselves get whipped into a frenzy about the return of a player who outgrew the club 9 years ago.
The relationship between United fans and Ronaldo, however, had been weirdly unlike Liverpool’s with Suarez where they went out and publicly burned shirts or Spur’s with Bale where his name was never mentioned again. United fans have celebrated every goal with Ronaldo and cheered every trophy he won with his new team. In fact it’s been described pretty accurately on reddit.
“It’s like when your girl leaves you for a guy with a bigger dick and you stand by their bed watching and cheering while they fuck.“
Well now that girl is tired with this new guy and United fans, who have been waiting patiently getting rejected in clubs and bars, getting swiped left on Tinder, are tidying up the flat, assuming for some reason she’s coming home.
Only time will tell if the old girlfriend thinks so little of herself as to take her place back on the musty couch in front of Love Island and a plate of mushy peas or perhaps will head to Paris where she’ll be wined and dined and showered in gems and trophies. Only time will tell.