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Eddie Howe vs. Jose Mourinho: Who’s the better manager now?
Eddie Howe vs. Jose Mourinho: Track Record In terms of what they've achieved in their careers, it's clear that Jose...
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Confirmed: Harry Kane not just a 5 season wonder
Confirmed: Harry Kane not just a 5 season wonder. With his goal against Brighton & Hove Albion, England striker put...
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Perisic in the centre is the key to saving Inter’s season
At a certain point last summer Inter Milan’s heads were turned from the very achievable target of Arturo Vidal and...
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Ronaldo Juve transfer a stop-gap before Barca move
Massive news emanating from Portugal today with rumors circulating that Cristiano Ronaldo’s huge move to Juventus may just be for...
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Children to starve to death because of Messi goal drought
Children to starve to death because of Messi goal drought MasterCard’s promise to feed 10,000 children in Latin America and...
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Griezmann to announce other clubs he’s not joining in HBO series
Antoine griezmann to announce other clubs he’s not joining in 3 part HBO series France and Atletico Madrid forward Antoine...
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Doctors: Mignolet has been concussed throughout entire career
Confirmation from Boston hospital that Mignolet has suffered concussion through whole career. Brain specialists in Massachusetts General hospital confirmed this...
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Raheem Sterling sleeps nude in an oxygen chamber he believes gives him sexual powers
Raheem Sterling sleeps nude in an oxygen chamber he believes gives him sexual powers. Not content with being dropped by...
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Terry quits Villa after club arranged friendly against Chelsea
John Terry quit Aston Villa today after finding out that the club had arranged a pre-season friendly against Chelsea. The...
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No campaign: Babies capable of playing for Ireland at 12 weeks
No Campaign: Babies capable of playing for Ireland at 12 weeks In a last ditch attempt to sway voters on...
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Scenes at the Camp Nou as Iniesta chains himself to toilet
Scenes at the Nou Camp as Iniesta chains himself to dressing room toilet Andreas Iniesta has reacted badly to the...
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Manchester churches under siege ahead of Champions League final
”We expected this and were prepared.” Said one vicar ahead of his church being besieged by Man United fans ahead...
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Barcelona plan to rest Iniesta for final game vs Sociedad
Andres Iniesta will be rested by Barcelona for their final league match of the season. Their manager, Ernesto Valverde, will...
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Will Grigg to Chicago Fire: The football arsonist “goes home”
Wigan have apparently accepted a bid from Chicago Fire for their star striker, Will Grigg. The MLS club were determined...
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When you hear this man’s name, do you hear ‘Twat’ or ‘Dipshit’?
It's the question which is dividing the internet today. When you hear the name written as 'Sam Allardyce' do you...
Read moreAston Villa v Middlesbrough: John Terry asks to be subbed in the 26th minute just in case it’s his last game
John Terry has requested to be substituted in the 26th minute of Aston Villa’s crunch second leg semifinal against Middlesbrough....
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Fulham trying to avoid “doing a Derby” in their second leg against Derby
Fulham entertain Derby tonight in the crunch second leg semi-final. A place in the Championship play-off final is up for...
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Revealed: Premier League stars playing with viagra hard-ons. Chelsea fans won’t like this
Now I know a lot of folks are going to refute this by posting photos of players during games clearly...
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Jonjo Shelvey conspiracy theory: P.S. I am not racist
Let’s get one thing straight from the beginning. I don’t use the term reptile as a metaphor for any religion,...
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Serie A Infinity War: Teams unite to defeat Juventus
Following the outraged comments from the mayor of Naples and the CEO of Inter about the scandalous officiating at the...
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Does Fellaini deserve his new contract?
So it looks a lot like Manchester United are going to offer Fellaini a new contract. The question United fans...
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Jack Rodwell’s £70,000 per week contract. Who is really to blame?
Jack Rodwell is still only 27 years old. Normally the time where a player is reaching his prime. The Sunderland...
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Would fans riot if their team could be punished with a goal?
Nightmarish scenes in Liverpool this week as Roma fans descended on locals, not for the first time, resulting in a...
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Lab finally develops Cristiano Zidane
Its been a long time coming, but the same Lisbon clone lab which developed star forward Cristiano Ronaldo to replace...
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Harry Kane claims PFA player of the year award
Despite Mo Salah clearly polling better for the PFA player of the year award, Tottenham striker Harry Kane has claimed...
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Sunderland 2018/19 season tickets given away free with a happy meal
Following their relegation to League One, Sunderland have set out to keep their stadium filled with intense support by giving...
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Moneybags Millwall move closer to Premier League with crazy -£512K net spend
Millwall’s spending spree this season has left them tantalisingly close to the Premier League for the first time in their...
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Why Coutinho should get a Champions League medal if Liverpool win the competition
Now some of you may disagree with this, but I think it’s about time this club started taking the contributions...
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Guardiola: “Are we great or is everyone else just shite?”
Newly crowned Premier League Champions manager Pep Guardiola was ecstatic in his post weekend interviews, thrilled with his players, staff...
Read moreHarry Kane claims that he is the Zodiac Killer
In an escalating trend of making outrageous claims, Harry Kane has now revealed that is the Zodiac Killer. In a...
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